<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19254602</id><updated>2011-12-13T19:56:07.397-08:00</updated><title type='text'>stevegarciacomics</title><subtitle type='html'>fucked up and offensive comics</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stevegarciacomics.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19254602/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stevegarciacomics.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>stevegarciacomics</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16938224997635398611</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>19</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19254602.post-113713678524736534</id><published>2006-01-12T23:14:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-12T23:19:45.300-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Man In A Hole And Zee Little French Dog</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/1600/hole.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; 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display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/400/cyclops.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/1600/cyclops1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/400/cyclops1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/1600/cyclops2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/400/cyclops2.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/1600/cyclops3.0.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/400/cyclops3.0.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/1600/cyclops4.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/400/cyclops4.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;My girlfriend noticed a definite trend in most of these comics. They're all kinda stream of consciousness, so, I guess having a female fucked and killed in the end is a pretty bad sign of my inner demons. My inner demons are all named Doug. They don't seem so bad with a name like that. If I had a pony, I would totally name it Doug. Then I would ride that pony by a lake. Perhaps with my shirt unbuttoned. I'd rather have a pony than a monkey. Even though a monkey would be really  sweet to have around. I think they  can do dishes and clean up around the house. You know what? That monkey would be called Doug. Happy New Year.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19254602-113593597714320472?l=stevegarciacomics.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stevegarciacomics.blogspot.com/feeds/113593597714320472/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19254602&amp;postID=113593597714320472&amp;isPopup=true' title='54 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19254602/posts/default/113593597714320472'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19254602/posts/default/113593597714320472'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stevegarciacomics.blogspot.com/2005/12/i-married-gay-cyclops-by-mistake.html' title='I Married A Gay Cyclops By Mistake'/><author><name>stevegarciacomics</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16938224997635398611</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>54</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19254602.post-113588086412143108</id><published>2005-12-29T10:25:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-12-29T10:40:45.810-08:00</updated><title type='text'>What the Fuck?</title><content type='html'>I'm having trouble publishing some stuff on here. I'm not too saavy with the computer shit. Hopefully I can figure this out.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19254602-113588086412143108?l=stevegarciacomics.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stevegarciacomics.blogspot.com/feeds/113588086412143108/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19254602&amp;postID=113588086412143108&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19254602/posts/default/113588086412143108'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19254602/posts/default/113588086412143108'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stevegarciacomics.blogspot.com/2005/12/what-fuck.html' title='What the Fuck?'/><author><name>stevegarciacomics</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16938224997635398611</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19254602.post-113585041592077036</id><published>2005-12-29T01:49:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-12-29T10:19:38.443-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The Pussy Guide</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/1600/guide.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/400/guide.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/1600/guide1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/400/guide1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/1600/guide2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/400/guide2.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/1600/guide3.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; 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display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/400/midgets.2.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/1600/midgets1.0.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/400/midgets1.0.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/1600/midgets.1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/400/midgets.1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/1600/midgets3.2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/400/midgets3.2.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/1600/midgets4.1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/400/midgets4.1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I wrote this in 1998 or so. Then a few years later I was watching Jerry Springer and what do you know, he had on some Klan Midgets. Great minds.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19254602-113472182363518858?l=stevegarciacomics.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stevegarciacomics.blogspot.com/feeds/113472182363518858/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19254602&amp;postID=113472182363518858&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19254602/posts/default/113472182363518858'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19254602/posts/default/113472182363518858'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stevegarciacomics.blogspot.com/2005/12/klan-midgets-take-manhattan.html' title='Klan Midgets Take Manhattan'/><author><name>stevegarciacomics</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16938224997635398611</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19254602.post-113426132785935968</id><published>2005-12-10T16:23:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-12-10T16:35:27.870-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Fuck Happy Twins</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/1600/happy.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/400/happy.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/1600/happy1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/400/happy1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/1600/happy2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/400/happy2.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/1600/happy3.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/400/happy3.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/1600/happy4.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/400/happy4.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19254602-113426132785935968?l=stevegarciacomics.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stevegarciacomics.blogspot.com/feeds/113426132785935968/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19254602&amp;postID=113426132785935968&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19254602/posts/default/113426132785935968'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19254602/posts/default/113426132785935968'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stevegarciacomics.blogspot.com/2005/12/fuck-happy-twins.html' title='Fuck Happy Twins'/><author><name>stevegarciacomics</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16938224997635398611</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19254602.post-113426060914097484</id><published>2005-12-10T16:20:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-12-10T16:23:29.150-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Declan MacHookhands</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/1600/declan.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/400/declan.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My girlfriend likes this one.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19254602-113426060914097484?l=stevegarciacomics.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stevegarciacomics.blogspot.com/feeds/113426060914097484/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19254602&amp;postID=113426060914097484&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19254602/posts/default/113426060914097484'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19254602/posts/default/113426060914097484'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stevegarciacomics.blogspot.com/2005/12/declan-machookhands.html' title='Declan MacHookhands'/><author><name>stevegarciacomics</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16938224997635398611</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19254602.post-113347156792077714</id><published>2005-12-01T13:05:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-12-01T14:03:45.376-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Sparky's Got Tits</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/1600/sparky.jpg"&gt;This  is  my  favorite.  Enjoy.&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/400/sparky.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/1600/sparky1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/400/sparky1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/1600/sparky2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/400/sparky2.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/1600/sparky3.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/400/sparky3.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/1600/sparkydoo.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/400/sparkydoo.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19254602-113347156792077714?l=stevegarciacomics.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stevegarciacomics.blogspot.com/feeds/113347156792077714/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19254602&amp;postID=113347156792077714&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19254602/posts/default/113347156792077714'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19254602/posts/default/113347156792077714'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stevegarciacomics.blogspot.com/2005/12/sparkys-got-tits.html' title='Sparky&apos;s Got Tits'/><author><name>stevegarciacomics</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16938224997635398611</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19254602.post-113347110964448340</id><published>2005-12-01T12:52:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-12-01T14:02:17.203-08:00</updated><title type='text'>One Panel Wonders</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/1600/shorty.jpg"&gt;These were my attempts at&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;a  more  mainstream  and adorable&lt;br /&gt;type of comic.  I think  I wanted it&lt;br /&gt;to be the people on the bus or&lt;br /&gt;something like that,  but  pigs&lt;br /&gt;and  clowns  didn't ride the bus I&lt;br /&gt;was riding. Shorty and Ralph&lt;br /&gt;are real people though.&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/1600/shorty.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/400/shorty.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/1600/commics.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/400/commics.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/1600/commics2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/400/commics2.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19254602-113347110964448340?l=stevegarciacomics.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stevegarciacomics.blogspot.com/feeds/113347110964448340/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19254602&amp;postID=113347110964448340&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19254602/posts/default/113347110964448340'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19254602/posts/default/113347110964448340'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stevegarciacomics.blogspot.com/2005/12/one-panel-wonders.html' title='One Panel Wonders'/><author><name>stevegarciacomics</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16938224997635398611</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19254602.post-113338871756877487</id><published>2005-11-30T14:07:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-11-30T14:11:57.570-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Courtney's Hole</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/1600/courtney.jpg"&gt;&lt;span class="down" style="display: block;" id="formatbar_JustifyRight" title="Align Right" onmouseover="ButtonHoverOn(this);" onmouseout="ButtonHoverOff(this);" onmouseup="" onmousedown="CheckFormatting(event);FormatbarButton('richeditorframe', this, 12);ButtonMouseDown(this);"&gt;&lt;img src="img/gl.align.right.gif" alt="Align Right" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;This is  a reposting, so you can actually read it and shit. Share with a friend. Happy Hollidays!&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/400/courtney.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19254602-113338871756877487?l=stevegarciacomics.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stevegarciacomics.blogspot.com/feeds/113338871756877487/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19254602&amp;postID=113338871756877487&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19254602/posts/default/113338871756877487'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19254602/posts/default/113338871756877487'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stevegarciacomics.blogspot.com/2005/11/courtneys-hole_30.html' title='Courtney&apos;s Hole'/><author><name>stevegarciacomics</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16938224997635398611</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19254602.post-113338841006074341</id><published>2005-11-30T13:57:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-11-30T14:06:50.070-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Not So Gorgeous George</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/1600/george5.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/400/george5.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/1600/george1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/400/george1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/1600/george2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/400/george2.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/1600/george3.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/400/george3.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/1600/george4.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/400/george4.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19254602-113338841006074341?l=stevegarciacomics.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stevegarciacomics.blogspot.com/feeds/113338841006074341/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19254602&amp;postID=113338841006074341&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19254602/posts/default/113338841006074341'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19254602/posts/default/113338841006074341'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stevegarciacomics.blogspot.com/2005/11/not-so-gorgeous-george.html' title='Not So Gorgeous George'/><author><name>stevegarciacomics</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16938224997635398611</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19254602.post-113324707341445089</id><published>2005-11-28T22:43:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-11-28T22:51:13.416-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Touched By a Perverted Angel</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/1600/angel.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/400/angel.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/1600/angel1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/400/angel1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/1600/angel2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/400/angel2.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;     This guy is based on how I used to draw my friend Bryan, except with a sweet mustache. But, he did have tinted glasses back in high school, as we all did in the 80's. Never fucked a gorgon though. I think.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19254602-113324707341445089?l=stevegarciacomics.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stevegarciacomics.blogspot.com/feeds/113324707341445089/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19254602&amp;postID=113324707341445089&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19254602/posts/default/113324707341445089'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19254602/posts/default/113324707341445089'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stevegarciacomics.blogspot.com/2005/11/touched-by-perverted-angel.html' title='Touched By a Perverted Angel'/><author><name>stevegarciacomics</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16938224997635398611</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19254602.post-113324657468970228</id><published>2005-11-28T22:35:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-11-28T22:42:54.696-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The Zombie Is Pregnant</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/1600/zombie.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/400/zombie.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/1600/zombie1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/400/zombie1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/1600/zombie2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/400/zombie2.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/1600/zombie3.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/400/zombie3.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/1600/zombie4.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/400/zombie4.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19254602-113324657468970228?l=stevegarciacomics.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stevegarciacomics.blogspot.com/feeds/113324657468970228/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19254602&amp;postID=113324657468970228&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19254602/posts/default/113324657468970228'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19254602/posts/default/113324657468970228'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stevegarciacomics.blogspot.com/2005/11/zombie-is-pregnant.html' title='The Zombie Is Pregnant'/><author><name>stevegarciacomics</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16938224997635398611</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19254602.post-113300278869395501</id><published>2005-11-26T02:55:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-11-26T03:01:52.643-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Karate Lampshade</title><content type='html'>This is based on a character that this guy Dewey Tran used to do. He'd say shit like, "God damn, shit, muddah fuck, damn hell!" I thought it was funny so I made Lampshade talk like that. Isn't that something? The girl is based on a bass player I liked a long time ago back in L.A.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19254602-113300278869395501?l=stevegarciacomics.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stevegarciacomics.blogspot.com/feeds/113300278869395501/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19254602&amp;postID=113300278869395501&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19254602/posts/default/113300278869395501'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19254602/posts/default/113300278869395501'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stevegarciacomics.blogspot.com/2005/11/karate-lampshade_113300278869395501.html' title='Karate Lampshade'/><author><name>stevegarciacomics</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16938224997635398611</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19254602.post-113300225015308832</id><published>2005-11-26T02:41:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-11-26T02:50:50.156-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/1600/karate1.1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/400/karate1.1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/1600/karate2.1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/400/karate2.1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/1600/karate3.1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/400/karate3.1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/1600/karate4.1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/400/karate4.1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/1600/karate5.1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/400/karate5.1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/1600/karate6.0.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/400/karate6.0.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19254602-113300225015308832?l=stevegarciacomics.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stevegarciacomics.blogspot.com/feeds/113300225015308832/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19254602&amp;postID=113300225015308832&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19254602/posts/default/113300225015308832'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19254602/posts/default/113300225015308832'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stevegarciacomics.blogspot.com/2005/11/blog-post.html' title=''/><author><name>stevegarciacomics</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16938224997635398611</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19254602.post-113296084112139011</id><published>2005-11-25T15:17:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-11-25T15:20:41.126-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Courtney's Hole</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/1600/courtney%27shole.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/400/courtney%27shole.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19254602-113296084112139011?l=stevegarciacomics.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stevegarciacomics.blogspot.com/feeds/113296084112139011/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19254602&amp;postID=113296084112139011&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19254602/posts/default/113296084112139011'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19254602/posts/default/113296084112139011'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stevegarciacomics.blogspot.com/2005/11/courtneys-hole.html' title='Courtney&apos;s Hole'/><author><name>stevegarciacomics</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16938224997635398611</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19254602.post-113278333369406762</id><published>2005-11-23T13:56:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-11-23T14:11:06.536-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Jimmy Pussymouth</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/1600/jimmyp.1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/400/jimmyp.1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;                                                                        page 3                                     page 4 &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/1600/jimmyp2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/400/jimmyp2.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2729/1902/1600/jimmyp.0.jpg"&gt; &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19254602-113278333369406762?l=stevegarciacomics.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stevegarciacomics.blogspot.com/feeds/113278333369406762/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19254602&amp;postID=113278333369406762&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19254602/posts/default/113278333369406762'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19254602/posts/default/113278333369406762'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stevegarciacomics.blogspot.com/2005/11/jimmy-pussymouth_23.html' title='Jimmy Pussymouth'/><author><name>stevegarciacomics</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16938224997635398611</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
